On Paraprosdokians

When I was a kid I used to save my pennies and buy nice clean paper on which to draw. Then I realised God doesn't work that way, so I stole into alleys at 3 am and prayed for forgiveness.

History has consistently decided upon the virtues of a work of art through considerations completely divorced from the rationalized explanations of the artist. Art may be bad, good or indifferent, but, whatever adjective is used, we must call it art, and bad art is still art in the same way that a bad love is still an emotion.

In consequence, I don't want to be pinned down to any position. My position is the lack of a position. Nonetheless, art is a habit-forming drug and I need to protect my work against such contamination.

Art is meant to carry the mind of the spectator towards other regions - the rats in the shadows.